Secret of success
“Sir, what is the secret of your success?” a Reporter asked a bank president.
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“and how do you make right decisions?”
“And, Sir, what is that?”
“and how do you get Experience?”
“And, Sir, What are they?”
A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy : “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman : I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner : “Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
Boy : “No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, “Let’s start with the boys first”. Boys start giving their intro…
First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.
Teacher was confused to listen but said, “Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it’s ok John. Yes next” .
Second boy: “Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.
Teacher now got surprised and said, “Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next” .
Third boy: “I’m Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.
Teacher: “Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next”.
This continues, and the last boy stands up “I’m Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.
Exhausted, the teacher said, “I don’t think I will be able to teach immature boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please” .
First girl: “I’m Julie and my hobby is to see birds”.
Teacher: “Good. At last I got something different. Ok next”.
Second girl: “I’m Ruby and I like to collect perfumes” .
Teacher “Now thats like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl; Yes you…”.
The most beautiful girl in the class: “M’ am, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day”.